So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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