That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?