it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door