i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
