Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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