I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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