my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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