Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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