i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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