It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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