That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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