My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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