By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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