Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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