Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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