As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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