I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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