i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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