I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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