she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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