It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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