butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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