You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
