Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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