I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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