Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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