Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
