I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
tell me about the fingering
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