Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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