it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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