Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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