hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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