remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
you made out with another girl for some wings
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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