her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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