fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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