what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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