Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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