Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We are all done wearing pants today
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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