sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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