You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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