Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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