Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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