I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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