You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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