That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Randomize
