I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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