dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
