Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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