the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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