i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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