I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I want to fling myself into the sun
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