we have officially lost it.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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