Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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