you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The Olympian is in my bed
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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