My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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